Me: Oh no! I just saw my sent texts from last night. I apparently told Panos that I was really attracted to him.
Branden: Haha!!! Lady!
Me: No more drinking for this lady. She can't control herself.
Branden: Haha! Virgin drinks from now on!
Branden: Shirley temples
Me: Haha gurl I'm not interested in no virgins!
Switching between watching Pomplamoose and Petrilude. My softball league has a drag event coming up, and our team is apparently going to join. I’ve never done drag before, so I’ve been watching a lot of videos about it.
Haven’t come up with a drag name though. What should my drag name be?
My softball team sold Jell-o shots today for a fundraiser. We were almost naked haha
I need to gain 15 pounds and look like this in like 16 hours, because I’m going to be selling jello shots at a gay bar wearing only these tiny shorts and body paint.
When I started going to UT I saw all these gay people. There definitely weren’t that many where I grew up. I think it is really cool that they’re gay. Let your freak flag fly!
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A coworker
Pisses me off that she’d use to phrase “let your freak flag fly” in reference to being openly gay.
I am not a freak for being gay.
Fuck you.
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I’m a horrible friend.
I went out tonight with one of my best friends. He brought one of his other BFF’s and then his BFF and I started making out. It wasn’t going to go anywhere because both of us are too bottom to be further interested in each other. Regardless our mutual friend was fucking pissed at us.
He’s still totally enamored with me, and I’ve never been with him. He gave me a ride home and we were both in tears when he dropped me off. What a horrible ending to such a fun night.
