Fab.com Flash Sale. How to Say Fabulous!
This hilarious handbook translates hundreds of outrageous phrases from English into Spanish, French, German, Italian, Japanese, Portuguese and Russian. There are sections on: Night Life: Are there any gay bars around here? Shopping: Those shoes! I must have those shoes! Opening Lines: I am a flight attendant/choreographer/actor/owner of a greeting card store. Dining Out: You’ve had worse things in your mouth! And Parting Glances: I never meant to hurt you. With How to Say “Fabulous!” in 8 Different Languages, you’ll always know how to speak the native tongue!
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Why do I turn into such an asshole when I’m drunk. I should only be allowed to drink if I’m emotionally stable.
I am so not over Cody yet. I saw him downtown last night, and being the dramatic drunk that I am, threw my drink in his face.
Then I proceeded to storm off, and hook up with one of the guys on my softball team.
Great choices. I kind of hate myself right now.
The cutest, tiniest bonfire! (Taken with Instagram at The House of Jay’s)
Hai you guys! I’m bored!
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Thursday I’m going to see the dress rehearsal for Lucia di Lammermoor at the Austin Lyric Opera because my ex is in it, and he got me tickets.
Friday I’m going to Equality Texas’ Merry Merry Martini Mixer at the Bob Bullock Texas State History Museum. One of my softball teammates is selling tickets, and they go down from $60 to $50 tomorrow. If you’re in Austin, you should go!
Saturday I’m not doing anything because I’m resting for Sunday when I’m running the 3M Half Marathon & Relay!! I may not be able to walk the next day…
I’m thrilled about all of these, then next week I’m starting back at Apple. Woohoo!
“I don’t think it’s fair that Monsanto should be able to sue my family for patent infringement because their transgenic seed trespasses onto our farm and contaminates and ruins our organic crop. We have had to abandon raising corn because we are afraid Monsanto wouldn’t control their genetic pollution and then they would come after us for patent infringement. It’s not right.”
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This one is my favorite, but all these Tiny Confessions by artist, Christopher Rozzi, are spectacular.
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Darth Vader pedi-cab (Taken with Instagram at Halcyon Coffee House Bar & Lounge)
I think this is my new favorite meme.
